Fun fact: Manassas is an anagram for A Man’s Ass.

You’ve gotta wake up at 3am on Saturday with all your shit already packed and in the car to have any chance of getting off the damn island before 3pm. We stay in Carolla and getting off 12 to get home almost ruins the usual drunken fun that occurred during the prior week.

The Toadies, the answer is the Toadies.

“Is X dip a chili?” is the next “Is Y a sandwich?”

Are we sure this wasn’t just a too-early Halloween flash mob?

No kidding man.  What a misleading opening sentence...  Glad that it wasn’t what I initially thought it was. 

Central Texas has the best barbeque.

- “stick to sports” and derivations thereof.

Cocaine’s a helluva drug...

“Shaq, tell me how my cheese-covered feet taste”

Sure is: https://www.bigbash.com.au/

That is a good question, although I doubt the Sweary Australian (as their species is known scientifically) worry too much about language censorship.

I love how they put his stats in there like those will mean anything to 90+% of Aussies. It would be like if an American was doing really well in the Big Bash League (Australian cricket) and they put an ad in the NY Times and they included his bowling/batting stats.

This will always get a star from me.

These have become one of my favorite recurring articles, great job all around!

Max Headwound?

I was going to say the same thing.  Just atrocious form there.

This is the part where another commenter comments on the first comment and completely misses the point of the first comment.

KP: That someone first discovered vodka, cream, and tomatoes go together in a sauce is a miraculous discovery

I’m thinking about interviewing my 3 year old for my wife for Mother’s Day.  Any suggestions for questions that will likely yield hilarious answers?