Is the recurrence of this feature the official beginning of summer?

This is an eephus pitch of a joke. I was expecting one thing to happen only to be left staring mouth agape at the exact opposite having occurred. Bravo.

I speak jive.

Agreed. He did embellish it a bit, but I bet that hurt like a mother and he didn’t see it coming.

Your boxer shorts probably

I had managed to avoid it until Elvis Andrus made it his walk-up music this season.  As if being a Texas Rangers fan isn’t enough punishment...

Bloody shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

The Mets may be 10-6 in the standings, but they will always be 0-16 in the hearts of baseball fans everywhere.

there isn’t a TV audience of tens of millions of people watching whenever he blows a line

God bless you for this. I was a kid growing up in Fort Worth in the 80s-90s and this commercial still holds a special place in my ear/heart, even if the Cowboys won almost as many games as the Mavs did back then:

“Herrera’s in a league of his own. Oh, sorry, I meant Herrera should still be in a league of his own.”

Always and forever 

If I may add two:

Has Poirot uncovered the killers’ plot yet?

Went to Amazon immediately to order this, then saw they sell both the Fancy and the Spicy Fancy as a combo. Ordered one combo for myself (Texas expat) and one for a buddy from home. You’ve done the Lord’s work today Shep.

Went to Amazon immediately to order this, then saw they sell both the Fancy and the Spicy Fancy as a combo. Ordered…

bumblingest dick-tripping clown judiciary

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Who’s this new guy?

This is true.  The movie Benjamin Button is based off the aging sequence of all Australian people. TMYK.

I wonder if he can just tell his team to cheat and use their hands. Worked for him 10 years ago...