Re: work travel

I saw Spaceballs many many times before I saw any of the Star Wars movies.  The funny thing is that my wife had the exact same experience, so I imagine that was relatively common for kids of our generation (we are early 80s babies). 

One question I have based on what we know as of now: Are we to understand that Mindy St. Clair was the absolute best human being to live on Earth for the past 500+ years? She made it to the medium place while no other person has made it to the good place in forever, meaning she got the most points right?

Good to see Drew avoided the clutches of BIG DEATH.

When Gruden broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, “Come.” I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Peterman; and turnovers were following with him. Authority was given to them over the Oakland Raiders offense, to kill with interceptions and with…

I think slow putz is the reason for the rule change on tending the flag.

“How do you figure that?”

Y’all laugh, but the email from that PR flack has raised awareness of the Irish Rugby Mike McCarthy with us, the high-class Deadspin readership, so... good job Sheila?

If you only glance quickly at the headline image, it looks like Lebron just knocked Chandler out cold with a right cross. 

This guy deserves no Re2pect.

Is it that the woman does not have nipples, or did people just not have nipples back then?

This is definitely a reflection on my childish mind... but... is that a pink wiener on the left front bumper?

I felt really smart at first after reading this comment, but now I’ve fallen back into my usual mindlessness... +1

But then I wouldn’t have shown that for a minute I was dumb enough to think no one under 30 has ever won a men’s grand slam (obviously I’m not a golfer).

At first I read this as “No man under 30 has ever won a tennis grand slam” not “All of the currently active men’s tennis players that have won a grand slam are older than 30".  My mind was blown for a second before I read the rest of the article.

Holy shit, you’re right.  It looks like a beanbag.

I’m sorry but I have to respectfully disagree with your statement. This is the most unbelievable scene in that movie:

I beg to differ. I can name a coach the Jets had more recently that was pretty damn offensive.

David, this was an incredibly pleasant read and your writing does an amazing job of showcasing your (presumed) fandom in a way that is as enjoyable as it is unobtrusive to the story itself.

Huh, so Drew’s younger brother is a newscaster in KC?