I very much prefer this Babar:

FUBAR or SNAFU, either works

Try pandering to one of the writers.  It worked for me!

I’m moving to Boston (with wife and two kids) in a month for work. Any tips other than to avoid my children becoming Boston sports fans at all costs?

I don’t think he did.  But I’ll take someone sincerely trying to help someone on here anytime, even if it’s because they missed the joke.

I played this game a ton as a kid and I spoke Spanish WAY better then than I do now.  How did I never notice that it says “Huevos Grande” in the middle of the track?

Canceling the match, that’ll shalom.

This is very good.

I am personally looking forward to next year, when they have to codify exactly what “taking a knee” means w/r/t this policy, which will be over 20 pages and completely inscrutable and will almost certainly include the requirement that the player’s protest “survive the ground”.  

I thought they cancelled the World Cup. Bruce Arena told me.

We used to buy bottles of Boone’s Farm, drink about a quarter of them and then fill them back up with vodka. Bad vodka. It was bad. It was also what I was carrying on me when I got my ticket for Minor in Possession of Alcohol. Not my proudest moment.

WAAZZZZZZUPPPP

So, I guess Kurt made the right decision 24 years ago to forestall that possibility huh... (does that make you feel old? because holy fuck it makes me feel old)

Prayers to flying spaghetti monster that he ends up at Deadspin. I wonder what Xmas Ape is up to these days...

Why they haven’t begun marketing it as “Curling NBC” is beyond me...

Same Goddamnit. I saw the headline, immediately closed the window, and told myself that it was probably a reference to a “Fuck Canada” chant or something during the match. Then I clicked on a WSJ article about the science of curling (why do the stones curl?) that immediately and totally spoiled the match for me.

Fuckin’ Canada

JUSTICE FOR VINCE YOUNG!!! HE WAS TAKEN BEFORE HIS TIME!

In other words, if Lewis asks you to bury a knife and burn some clothes, just do it without asking questions.

This is the PG version of the “Go Fuck Yourself” tweet.