Has Poirot uncovered the killers’ plot yet?

Went to Amazon immediately to order this, then saw they sell both the Fancy and the Spicy Fancy as a combo. Ordered one combo for myself (Texas expat) and one for a buddy from home. You’ve done the Lord’s work today Shep.

Went to Amazon immediately to order this, then saw they sell both the Fancy and the Spicy Fancy as a combo. Ordered…

bumblingest dick-tripping clown judiciary

I approve of this posting.

Who’s this new guy?

This is true.  The movie Benjamin Button is based off the aging sequence of all Australian people. TMYK.

I wonder if he can just tell his team to cheat and use their hands. Worked for him 10 years ago...

Re: work travel

I saw Spaceballs many many times before I saw any of the Star Wars movies.  The funny thing is that my wife had the exact same experience, so I imagine that was relatively common for kids of our generation (we are early 80s babies). 

One question I have based on what we know as of now: Are we to understand that Mindy St. Clair was the absolute best human being to live on Earth for the past 500+ years? She made it to the medium place while no other person has made it to the good place in forever, meaning she got the most points right?

Good to see Drew avoided the clutches of BIG DEATH.

When Gruden broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, “Come.” I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Peterman; and turnovers were following with him. Authority was given to them over the Oakland Raiders offense, to kill with interceptions and with…

I think slow putz is the reason for the rule change on tending the flag.

“How do you figure that?”

Y’all laugh, but the email from that PR flack has raised awareness of the Irish Rugby Mike McCarthy with us, the high-class Deadspin readership, so... good job Sheila?

If you only glance quickly at the headline image, it looks like Lebron just knocked Chandler out cold with a right cross. 

This guy deserves no Re2pect.

Is it that the woman does not have nipples, or did people just not have nipples back then?

This is definitely a reflection on my childish mind... but... is that a pink wiener on the left front bumper?

Sees picture: Oh cool, Samuel L. Jackson will be playing Prince in a movie!