I felt really smart at first after reading this comment, but now I’ve fallen back into my usual mindlessness... +1

But then I wouldn’t have shown that for a minute I was dumb enough to think no one under 30 has ever won a men’s grand slam (obviously I’m not a golfer).

At first I read this as “No man under 30 has ever won a tennis grand slam” not “All of the currently active men’s tennis players that have won a grand slam are older than 30".  My mind was blown for a second before I read the rest of the article.

Holy shit, you’re right.  It looks like a beanbag.

I’m sorry but I have to respectfully disagree with your statement. This is the most unbelievable scene in that movie:

I beg to differ. I can name a coach the Jets had more recently that was pretty damn offensive.

David, this was an incredibly pleasant read and your writing does an amazing job of showcasing your (presumed) fandom in a way that is as enjoyable as it is unobtrusive to the story itself.

Huh, so Drew’s younger brother is a newscaster in KC?

I very much prefer this Babar:

FUBAR or SNAFU, either works

Try pandering to one of the writers.  It worked for me!

I’m moving to Boston (with wife and two kids) in a month for work. Any tips other than to avoid my children becoming Boston sports fans at all costs?

I don’t think he did.  But I’ll take someone sincerely trying to help someone on here anytime, even if it’s because they missed the joke.

I played this game a ton as a kid and I spoke Spanish WAY better then than I do now.  How did I never notice that it says “Huevos Grande” in the middle of the track?

Canceling the match, that’ll shalom.

This is very good.

I am personally looking forward to next year, when they have to codify exactly what “taking a knee” means w/r/t this policy, which will be over 20 pages and completely inscrutable and will almost certainly include the requirement that the player’s protest “survive the ground”.  

I thought they cancelled the World Cup. Bruce Arena told me.

We used to buy bottles of Boone’s Farm, drink about a quarter of them and then fill them back up with vodka. Bad vodka. It was bad. It was also what I was carrying on me when I got my ticket for Minor in Possession of Alcohol. Not my proudest moment.

Spanks for the memories?