Well, shit.

WAAZZZZZZUPPPP

So, I guess Kurt made the right decision 24 years ago to forestall that possibility huh... (does that make you feel old? because holy fuck it makes me feel old)

Prayers to flying spaghetti monster that he ends up at Deadspin. I wonder what Xmas Ape is up to these days...

Why they haven’t begun marketing it as “Curling NBC” is beyond me...

Same Goddamnit. I saw the headline, immediately closed the window, and told myself that it was probably a reference to a “Fuck Canada” chant or something during the match. Then I clicked on a WSJ article about the science of curling (why do the stones curl?) that immediately and totally spoiled the match for me.

Fuckin’ Canada

JUSTICE FOR VINCE YOUNG!!! HE WAS TAKEN BEFORE HIS TIME!

In other words, if Lewis asks you to bury a knife and burn some clothes, just do it without asking questions.

This is the PG version of the “Go Fuck Yourself” tweet.

It was a dick move, but it was a harmless dick move that appeared to be made in jest. I don’t see anything wrong with this as a neutral observer, but if I were a Rennes fan I would probably be pissed off. In sum, whatever, who cares.

They’ve sold out on the 55 incher already. You can get the same deal from Best Buy though.

They’ve sold out on the 55 incher already. You can get the same deal from Best Buy though.

I’m not sure what I just read, but I’m going to give it a star and hope I don’t get serial killed.

Maryland has the worst drivers I have ever encountered. The Beltway makes me want to murder everyone on earth just so we can’t do this to ourselves anymore.

More like Crapplebee’s, amirite? //ducks

I listen to Bloomberg radio in the mornings and then slip over to Pandora in the afternoon. I have lovingly curated a Ray Wylie Hubbard Pandora station to the point where it knows me better than I do. 

To be fair, Drew is a gasbag too. But he’s OUR gasbag and we love him.

Seems that this trick has the opposite effect on Jason Wood.

I got it. It took me a second but it finally came.

That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life. That’s the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage.