Blair Witch 2.

Why, it’s almost as if he was always capable, but something happened during that bad stretch that clearly affected his on-field play and no one is saying what!

My wife and I are in a similar situation, but the opposite (I can sleep whenever/wherever, she takes 4 hours to fall asleep at night). You find ways around it.

Real Christmas tree v. Fake Christmas tree. Who ya got?

Worst place to be hungover?

We have the worst F*#&ing lawyers...

This guy won, this was last night. The guy during the SEC halftime today looked like he’d never touched a football before.

He is doing acting donuts in the front yard of the movie.

Bungie called to say that Deej was PROBABLY going to be named “Victim of Fan Uprising” like last year, but he would have to agree to a stream and a major bitch session. He said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

I’m amazed that there are 36 staffers at SNL that are post-operative transsexuals that went from male to female. Good on them, but still, that’s more than I would expect.

I just love that, for years now, the only way to play a smart playlist is to ask Siri to play it for you because if you try to play it directly in the Music app, it just fucking crashes. FOR YEARS NOW!

I agree. I use mine as a sort of back-up smoker on big days, but it’s my go-to for a couple racks of ribs with the family.

This comment took me on a real adventure. I’m still not sure what happened here, but I think I enjoyed it?

Let’s play match up the response with the Deadspin writer:

Thank you for using “intramural” correctly.

I didn’t see D’Onta Foreman on the field once today. I know he was one of the players that walked out on Friday. I wonder if those two are related...

As a Ranger fan, I can say that this is the correct understanding... somewhat. The bat flip itself didn’t bother me, it was the fact that he just put a dagger in my favorite team and then celebrated their death, which I didn’t like because I wanted the Rangers to win. If that flip was made against any other team, I’d…

Is anyone having an issue with the Do Not Disturb While Driving feature operating even when you’ve shut it off and it says it’s not on? I upgraded yesterday, turned all of that off and it still is not sending texts or emails to me in my car. This is extremely frustrating and it feels a lot like my phone is…

Sailors in your mouth...
Sailors in your mouth...

I’m pretty sure this is in a grimoire somewhere about Cayde: