This is all a cover up for the REAL reason he was fired: wearing a little kid’s jersey on College Gameday.

Why, the London Jag-YEW-ars my good chap!

Especially if they are silk.

Career US ERA: 6.66. That’s great.

Kei Igawa

Rusty Greer, that’s a guy to remember. He was a great Ranger back in the day.

My kids could be trapped in the jaws of a hungry werewolf and if you asked how they’re doing I’d still be like, “Oh, same ol’ same ol’!”

I clicked on this expecting it to be a similar joke to the Deadspin “Tell Us About Your Fantasy Team” post that they do every year.

From the wayback machine: http://deadspin.com/5883076/i-hung-out-with-dukebags-and-discovered-the-greatest-value-in-the-history-of-drunken-eating

I just learned of the acronym IANAL, which stands for “I am not a lawyer”.

Anyone watch the last episode of Game of Thrones with their aunt? If so, how awkward was that?

I’m guessing Bravo Zulu is Navy speak for Sierra Hotel in Air Force parlance?

Steve Buscemi’s disguises are getting better.

As a UT alum, I am obligated to star any posting of this video.

I’m going to have to nip this joke in the bud.

Would the keeper have to be trans? Or are keepers asexual?

Dave, you write good. I bet you do other things good too. Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.

Let’s also not forget that Carroll ran a dirty program at USC and then jumped ship right before the NCAA came down and crushed them.

That fox-eared asshole!

Isn’t vodka the smartest of waters?