Too bad they didn’t let them put pictures as their last names:

Who do you think won that game of arm wrestling? Ibra or Mourinho?

You know who made out like a bandit in all this? Logan Forsythe.

Texan here. The Lone Star flag is already one of the six, the flag of the Republic of Texas.

They are saved by Johnny Utah before they hit the ground. Duh.

Ed’s story reminds me a lot of one of my own. We were potty training our son and we were still in the “Donald Ducking It” stage where he runs around with a shirt and nothing else and pisses and shits all over the place until we catch him and put him on the toilet. First time he shat on the floor, me and my wife run…

Nick, this is a good article and you make some great points. Although it does raise the question: what DO you need at your wedding other than two people, an officiant, and a couple witnesses?

“the infamous Middlesex Knobbing”

Wrapped in a burrito. This thing writes itself!

I similarly grew up listening to the Rangers on the radio. Oddly, one of my strongest memories from that are the Motel 6 commercials that would play every game. Tom Bodett’s voice is burned into my memory along with that music.

Searches “Eddie Murphy”

This is the first thing I thought of when I saw the hat:

Or if they underperform and go 5-7, losing 3 games on special teams SNAFUs.

Actually, it’s -1 Sandoval if you’re the Red Sox.

I just asked my wife (similarly afflicted as a lawyer) and she remembers your case and not mine. I guess I’m the weirdo...

There’s no way you forgot the hairy hand case (Hawkins v. McGee) right? I probably remember it best because it was our first case, but it has been permanently burned into my mind.

To be fair though, isn’t that true of all “classes” at OU?

I had the exact same thought. I didn’t look anything up, but just by the way he grabbed the kid (he wasn’t afraid to just grab him and yank him to safety, a lot of my friends without kids treat them like they’re made out of glass) it was apparent to me that he was either a dad or had been around kids for a…

I am guessing this is going to be very similar to when Pete Carroll suddenly decided to leave USC and then (SHOCK) they were hit with a pretty substantial penalty.

I’m a big fan of negging my sexual target, but only before masturbating.