I’m guessing Bravo Zulu is Navy speak for Sierra Hotel in Air Force parlance?

Steve Buscemi’s disguises are getting better.

As a UT alum, I am obligated to star any posting of this video.

I’m going to have to nip this joke in the bud.

Would the keeper have to be trans? Or are keepers asexual?

Dave, you write good. I bet you do other things good too. Do you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.

Let’s also not forget that Carroll ran a dirty program at USC and then jumped ship right before the NCAA came down and crushed them.

That fox-eared asshole!

Isn’t vodka the smartest of waters?

Too bad they didn’t let them put pictures as their last names:

Who do you think won that game of arm wrestling? Ibra or Mourinho?

You know who made out like a bandit in all this? Logan Forsythe.

Texan here. The Lone Star flag is already one of the six, the flag of the Republic of Texas.

They are saved by Johnny Utah before they hit the ground. Duh.

Ed’s story reminds me a lot of one of my own. We were potty training our son and we were still in the “Donald Ducking It” stage where he runs around with a shirt and nothing else and pisses and shits all over the place until we catch him and put him on the toilet. First time he shat on the floor, me and my wife run…

Nick, this is a good article and you make some great points. Although it does raise the question: what DO you need at your wedding other than two people, an officiant, and a couple witnesses?

“the infamous Middlesex Knobbing”

Wrapped in a burrito. This thing writes itself!

I similarly grew up listening to the Rangers on the radio. Oddly, one of my strongest memories from that are the Motel 6 commercials that would play every game. Tom Bodett’s voice is burned into my memory along with that music.

Searches “Eddie Murphy”