Or if they underperform and go 5-7, losing 3 games on special teams SNAFUs.

Actually, it’s -1 Sandoval if you’re the Red Sox.

I just asked my wife (similarly afflicted as a lawyer) and she remembers your case and not mine. I guess I’m the weirdo...

There’s no way you forgot the hairy hand case (Hawkins v. McGee) right? I probably remember it best because it was our first case, but it has been permanently burned into my mind.

To be fair though, isn’t that true of all “classes” at OU?

I had the exact same thought. I didn’t look anything up, but just by the way he grabbed the kid (he wasn’t afraid to just grab him and yank him to safety, a lot of my friends without kids treat them like they’re made out of glass) it was apparent to me that he was either a dad or had been around kids for a…

I am guessing this is going to be very similar to when Pete Carroll suddenly decided to leave USC and then (SHOCK) they were hit with a pretty substantial penalty.

I’m a big fan of negging my sexual target, but only before masturbating.

Whoa, I didn’t notice that at first. That almost rises to the level of a caress. I would think that should garner a suspension as well, no?

My favorite memory of my TI-83 was programming alegbra, geometry and calculus formulas into programs and using them on exams. Teachers were none the wiser and I killed the tests.

While I respect your youth and your drunkenness (or envy, whichever), as a Rangers fane I still have trouble considering the Astros and Rangers rivals since the Astros’ membership in the AL is still new to me. I hope a good, hate-fueled rivalry develops in the coming years.

“Brian Cashman, the team’s general manager, once said: “If you had a daughter, you’d want her to marry Derek Jeter.”

As Jedi, are you offended at the racist and insensitive portrayals of your people that occur every May 4th?

It’s all so simple. The Pittsburgh Penguins are actually an Italian soccer team!

Boy, that Aaron Hernandez just can’t stop...

I love when a commenter’s handle matches up perfectly with their comment. This is one of those times.

Correction to the correction, it was reported as an upper body injury.

Bob Kraft looks like an Oompa Loompa.

This is the rare example of honest, earnest kinja that is enjoyable to read. Probably because I agree with you and I used to dislike Sergio. Well put.

If you look, the attacker is onside by two players, not just the deepest defender. Can’t really blame the deep guy here.