I sincerely hope someone incorporates this description onto Stephen A.’s wiki page. Well done.

Did Will Gordon die? It was liver failure I bet.

This is the one week during the football season that I am 100% on board with ignoring the NFL with you.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast???

Hey everyone! I found PFTCommenter’s new handle!

Completely agree. I’m a Texan transplanted to the northeast and I’ll even sometimes say something to people up here that are wearing gear from a Texas college or the Texas Rangers.

I have to admit, I was wondering if there was going to be any mention of Gawker’s mob land execution in this article. Good to see y’all haven’t lost your sense of humor.

This bit of garbage from Darren Rovell should be considered for an [UPDATE] to this post:

Clinton Portis didn’t so-sign as well?

This was a fantastic read. I love watching and trying to learn new sports and had taken an interest in cricket previously. Nothing I was able to find in my earlier research on cricket was as clear, succinct or interesting to read as your article. Nicely done!

Ya couldn’t have taken one for the team and gone to see Limp Bizkit back in ‘95 and saved us all a lot of trouble?

Is Will Gordon dead? Did y’all kill him and eat his pickled liver?

Follow up question: which is greater, a fuck ton of money or a metric fuck ton of money?

I’m curious. As a matter of course, is the “Deadspin Staff” tagline used when none of you are individually willing to sign off on an article but it has to be published? I’m picturing Marchman trying to feign such excitement and literally gagging as he types it.

Here I am trying to be nice and you toss that at me out of left field...

Rangers fan here and I have similar feelings about your Blue Jays, which makes me very excited about this series. This has become a great rivalry. Best of luck in the series, hope it’s a good one.

My God. You have some kind of memory there. I’m impressed.

Oh definitely. I specifically remember there being a code that you could use to give yourself an otherworldly good team. This and Baseball Simulator 1.000 were my two favorites for baseball on the NES. The one with fighting robots was up there too...

So you were the other person listening to the Deadcast?

My friend Barry has already addressed this: http://deadspin.com/on-philadelphia-fans-1771756748