Serious question. Is Toronto the Philadelphia of Canada?

Welp, looks like I’m putting my 401k on the O’s tonight. How can I lose???

Anthony Jeselnik? He’s basically super-concentrated Daniel Tosh.

This may be the only occurrence in the history of the world where being identified as a Red Sox fan is a valid defense to being called a whiny titbag.

I’m curious. Did you not include Leitch’s emails because they were too sad or too vulgar (or both)?

Counterpoint: No.

Do non-golf people pay any attention to the Ryder Cup?

This is too easy and probably too soon, but Hoboken is the worst.

The Hike gets optioned and made into a movie. Who stars?

They seem to be pro child-vape...

Here is live footage of the event:

... Just imagine a picture of Quasimodo I guess.

Shelley Duncan (pictured here):

It’s 3:29pm...

I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge...

This is good Deadspin.

Katie Ledecky is my hero.

Or the Las Vegas Fox-Eared Assholes.

Marchman, can you please make Drew write a Why Your Side Sucks 2016 for each of the teams in the EPL?

Great googly moogly.