Here I am trying to be nice and you toss that at me out of left field...

Rangers fan here and I have similar feelings about your Blue Jays, which makes me very excited about this series. This has become a great rivalry. Best of luck in the series, hope it’s a good one.

My God. You have some kind of memory there. I’m impressed.

Oh definitely. I specifically remember there being a code that you could use to give yourself an otherworldly good team. This and Baseball Simulator 1.000 were my two favorites for baseball on the NES. The one with fighting robots was up there too...

So you were the other person listening to the Deadcast?

My friend Barry has already addressed this: http://deadspin.com/on-philadelphia-fans-1771756748

Serious question. Is Toronto the Philadelphia of Canada?

Welp, looks like I’m putting my 401k on the O’s tonight. How can I lose???

Anthony Jeselnik? He’s basically super-concentrated Daniel Tosh.

This may be the only occurrence in the history of the world where being identified as a Red Sox fan is a valid defense to being called a whiny titbag.

I’m curious. Did you not include Leitch’s emails because they were too sad or too vulgar (or both)?

Counterpoint: No.

Do non-golf people pay any attention to the Ryder Cup?

This is too easy and probably too soon, but Hoboken is the worst.

The Hike gets optioned and made into a movie. Who stars?

They seem to be pro child-vape...

Here is live footage of the event:

... Just imagine a picture of Quasimodo I guess.

Shelley Duncan (pictured here):

It’s 3:29pm...