I would’ve thought that the fact that you don’t own a pool would’ve been the biggest reason not to have a pool boy, but I’m not one to judge...

This is good Deadspin.

Katie Ledecky is my hero.

Or the Las Vegas Fox-Eared Assholes.

Marchman, can you please make Drew write a Why Your Side Sucks 2016 for each of the teams in the EPL?

Great googly moogly.

Someone get Adam Clark Estes in here to opine on this Brazilian web of lies!!!

I honestly did not know that. I was wondering why the Japanese contingent but the Voice judges didn’t tell me anything during the commercial.

“I am immortal”

Curling:Winter Olympics :: _______:Summer Olympics

Working from home today taking care of a sick wife and a sick 11 month old (i.e. sick wife is taking care of sick baby and I’m on my laptop working). Any ideas on how to make their day better?

My first thought was that he looked like Max from Happy Endings (RIP Happy Endings) when he’s in his winter bear/hibernation phase:

If OJ Simpson murdered a person for every NFL team he played for, that glove would have fit.

I’ve always said the same thing, but with strip clubs. One would make money hand over fist in an airport terminal.

What about the Las Vegas Strip?

John Daly = Rob Ford’s more responsible brother???

It is an absolute travesty that this doesn’t have more stars. God Bless you.

Watching that Celtic/Barca video brings me back to watching it live. That was an amazing/albeit undeserved and flukey, result. Kind of like what we would need against Argentina. So... I guess what I’m saying is good comparison and up the Celts!

I can hear Peter Thiel emailing Berman right now...

As a Rangers fan, I believe I can speak for all Rangers fans in saying that seeing Bautista get jacked like that is cathartic after “The Bat Flip” last year.