Omg this made me so happy.

THERE IS ONLY ONE KYLIE

I will ruin your reverie to tell you that the actor’s name is Bryan Batt, and he's a New Orleans native. He and his partner own a beautiful furniture/interiors store and can often be found in the shop. He's also fairly involved in the local theater scene. A friend of mine auditioned for a show he directed and actually…

Ha, story needs more stars.

I’m 100% believing time traveling inter-dimensional Sal is who you met and I refuse to believe anything different because that is such a better ending than him just cruising in the park.

I love that story! If memory serves, his name is Bryan Batt.

That is AWESOME.

I have two university degrees and I’m not yet living my best life because I don’t get to write these recaps. I think we can all agree Kate’s doing just a little bit better than a lot of us with letters behind our names.

“WHITE BOY WASTED”!

Chicago is a great city.

I’ve seen these a million times before where people say “why isn’t there an equivalent Tumblr for the other side?” and for once, that’s one I would like to see. I’d LOVE to see a Tumblr with all the female-only panels anyone can find, and see how many of those panels are traditionally feminine or panels specifically…

What is a person to do?

I never thought she’d make it to college

See, if I was a dude, I wouldn’t even have said “I don’t have any proof.” I would have been like, “Numerous studies from highly reliable sources have shown that men face less severe consequences than women when they get caught bullshitting at work.” And then someone would have been like, “What studies?” And I would…

I live in the midwest, and you would be surprised that we also have art scenes and gardens and minority neighborhoods to fret over and food scenes. But every year white people from here flee to either coast and act like its an accomplishment or the only way to live.

Do you really want an influx of New Yorkers and Los Angelinos hitting Chicago? Hush and be grateful.

YES

Truth! And in terms of sexiest mayor, de Blasio can’t even touch Rahm! (but for the record, I’d really like to touch him...nekkid-like)

I Have Nothing is so much better than I Will Always Love You and that is rarely recognised. She really nailed it. If she needs to obscure half her face to sing like that, then it's ok with me.