Does this count as accidental anal?

I have white friends!

Come on, we all know they think the rules shouldn’t apply to white people. After all, it’s ok if you are a Republican! 

You’d think that by this point in the NHL season, “Jersey Lost” wouldn’t be a noteworthy story anymore.

The resemblance is uncanny in more ways than one.

There are now 9 times as many smart phones in the world than there are smart people. Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.

You could have saved time by just asking.

What will likely happen is they will start threatening people’s jobs and livelihood unless they give them names, which is not at all fascist sounding.

I feel like this is probably going to be something normal for our national tragedies: people who just don’t want to have anything to do with Trump when he comes to check in on things.

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

I don’t know man. You hear a story like this and you just have to wonder how these burglars could be so gripped by that much economic anxiety.

Do these jobs count as created by Obama or Trump?

Not as pretty of a pass as when he ignored his family for 6 hours at a funeral.

Will there be an article about how the Trump Foundation basically admitted to self-dealing?

And women - they aint really people either.