I think “president the donald” qualifies as a national tragedy

What’s the over/under on number of abortions trumps paid for?

My old man told me the environment doesn’t matter. So I shit in his living room.

Fucking philly fans, am I right?

Stupid person says stupid thing. Story at 11

Something something emails, Clinton foundation, benghazi, too sick, etc.

I think, like most of the anti-intellectual constitutional scholars that voted for him, he stopped reading after the second and figured he got the gist of it.

Tell the Times I’ll start respecting the office as soon as they produce their long form birth certificates.

Something something you’re the real racist something something.

One step forward

You’d think the genetically superior would look more like Adrian Peterson than Santa Claus.