Step 5: Spend the rest of your life in fear of the Arby’s Hit Squad always lurking just outside your peripheral vision, waiting for the perfect moment to punish you for your hubris.  They have the meats.

My cousin’s child was literally just born with neither of those things, shit-for-brains. What category would you assign people like that into?

What about people without a brain like you?  Where do you go?

you know some people have both or neither right? Did you know many people are physically born with both or neither? How do you intend to classify them is this simple system of yours?

Go fuck yourself.

I would like to get this printed on laminated cards I can hand out at family gatherings. My one regret is that I have but one star to give

Hey, friendly reminder.

Health care isn’t expensive because it is overly regulated; it’s because its not regulated. The U.S. government doesn’t set prices outside of Medicare and the VA. We have a privatized, for-profit health care model, which has led to ridiculously high prices.

Airfare and telecom (oddly the subject of this very story!). For the former, the quality is there as long as you’re not going for bottom dollar...which was never an option before. For telecom, I remember 20 years ago when long distance was ~$100 a month. Now I get data and voice and text for less nominal dollars and…

How about we just go ahead and get rid of ALL consumer protections then? And worker protections too! Let’s roll back all public utilities. Get rid of the regulation that bans midnight dumping of poison into the waters we and our farm animals and others drink? Regulations reduced acid rain, and smog warnings have…

Yes, because corporations have the public interest at heart. If that were the case, my wages would increase to match inflation. Funny how everything I pay for is adjusted for inflation, but what they pay US isn’t.

Deregulation decreases increases cost and increases decreases quality and quantity of service.

DNA is one of those things where Star Trek has absolutely no continuity. On one hand, ship’s sensors can detect life signs and identify the species. The transporters of course have extremely detailed information about the transported, and there’s some kind of analysis involved (they can detect and disable weapons, for…

You’re serious?

If you are smoking, buy a preroll. DO NOT purchase anything with a THC content higher than 20%, aim for about 12-16%. Decide if you want to sit on a couch or go do stuff, are you interested in head (giggle weed) or body (can we order in?) and express this to the bud tender. Have water bottles handy. One hit is good.…