I love The Scout and, like everyone else here, could really do without all the leaden King Kongery in the last act. But what I truly find odd each time I watch it, is that they show us that whole game at the end (albeit time compressed).

At the top of the game, when he's about to throw his very first major league…

Bran keeps things moving.

Well yeah, but the fight is getting so lopsided. White walkers aside, it's currently the Lannisters (who are broke, remember) and possibly Euron VS The North, The Vale, The Reach, Dorne, The Riverlands (?), Mary Sue Targaryen and her dragons, The Dothraki hordes, The Unsullied army, and Yara & Theon's fleet.

With Mace Tyrell, Maester Pycelle, Kevan Lannister and the High Sparrow gone and Jorah Mormont AWOL, how many namebrand characters over the age of, say, 45 are left? Davos, Varys, Littlefinger, Sandor, Olenna, Bronn… Huh, more than I expected, really.

I would have thought her claim was based simply on being the last living member of House Baratheon, albeit by marriage.

"My Lord, a raven!"

"What — have Dorne and Highgarden made sudden peace with each other in a seaside rendez-vous, then forged a clandestine alliance with the Iron Isles, thus leaving us without friends in Westeros, unless by chance we make an immediate pact with Braavos?!"

"……Yes!"

War of the Three Queens.

Who knew he would go full Denholm Reynholm?

In the episode this season where Jared's beta invites all go to women he's seeing, I still can't decide which realization stuns / horrifies the rest of the Piper team more: that Jared really does fuck, or that Russ was right about something.

This gag… This gag fucks.

Why is IFC airing two episodes a week this season? Some kind of Person of Interest-esque burn off?

Iron Man is so totally about to scratch Marv's eyes out in that third variant cover.

For years I misheard the line as "Return unto me". Even once I learned the correct lyrics I still couldn't unhear it that way.

And Candy has as much, if nor more, of "that voice" compared to Word Up. This honky grandma be trippin'.

After a few years I started to hope he would eventually discover that it was all a typo. "Oh yeah, says here we meant to burn Michael *Reston*. Huh. Our bad."

That song gets stuck in my head a couple times a year.

I just noticed him in Dodgeball too. "We could sell blood and semen. What? Not mixed together."

Yeah, for his sake I hope he didn't sell his shares outright, but rather gave Laurie the option to buy them at, say, their value at close of the first day Piper goes public, in return for her covering his outstanding debt now.

I expected there to be a tag in which Titus realizes the tower he found is actually for VHS tapes (which it clearly was). Maybe it will be one of the deleted scenes that won't be included on the DVD release.

Tyrion may be unpopular with the Braavosi masses, but thanks to that play Arya's now under the (no doubt grain-of-salt-laden) impression that he personally crossed two big names off her To Do list.