Not me, but my mom & dad - He was a park ranger and she was stealing water lilies from the pond in the park. Water lilies have devilishly tough stems and she never got any flowers, but she got my dad. Married 64 years.

Have any of you seen the film version of 'night, Mother" with Sissy Spacek? It's incredibly intense and I don't know if I could experience it again.

Yes to this a million times. I pluck the shit out of my little hairs and occasionally get waxed but would never in a million years shave. I don't think I could go out in public ever again after that.

This is the shit I would be afraid of.

When is the Marc Jacob's lady going to show up?

And she let Jack and Kelly just drop out of school by age 14. No homeschooling, nothing.

I'm sure she was real torn up about singing (the song she's sang at this point about a million times on TV) with living legend Madonna

When I saw Grease 2 I kept asking what we were supposed to "do for our country" and didn't understand why all the adults were uncomfortable.

Agree 100%. Her character is the problem with this show. Networks try and try to do single guy bro comedies and fail miserably (Dads from this year, etc.). These guys would be a great ensemble on their own. I think the last episode may have been the last quirky straw. Crying about your birthday? Grow the fuck…

Olivia Wilde tweeted about reading a book co-written by my dad (I realize I just ruined my Jez anonymity, but IDGAF, I just want to brag). Big news in our house!

People who do this (intentionally) are the WORST. Blowing pot smoke in your dog's face (or even worse, feeding them THC-laced food) is not funny. And yet, some shitstain inevitably thinks it's some kind of HILARIOUS JOKE. Ugh.

What's with all this hate on Mathew McC? I love him. He was on a cooking show of all things and could actually cook + being very charming.

I'll see your 'tall person', and raise you 'the asshole who is recording the show with his fucking iPhone'

erectile disfunction can be devastating for all partners involved. I agree that women's reproductive health should be supported, but the answer isn't to deny men a possible solution to their own health challenges.

Oscar Isaac is fooooiiinne.

That guy is not a random fan, that is Miguel Cotto, champion middleweight boxer from Puerto Rico who fights at Madison Square Garden often.

I had a sofa that looked like that dress.

Oh, Gena Rowlands and John Cassavetes. So talented; so lovely.

I can't, because I'm... don't want to.

What WAS all that nail polish talk? One mention? Fine. It becoming a recurring theme? Weird!