The only question is if that dog is named Marley or Bailey

There’s a certain irony in skateboarders being so uptight about destruction of public property.

Why did you use the potato video instead of the full thing?

There’s the real issue. He lost before he even showed up. Adults cannot impress that crowd in any positive way.

“Hey! I resemble that comment.”

Flats, drums, and heads.  No heads, add $2.

I wash dishes *and* go celibate... much more often that I would like...

I’m willing to do someone’s dishes for a year for a lifetime of sex. But the phone isn’t ringing for that offer, so....

That us car people get all of our knowledge from internet slideshows.

Seems like a bunch of people don’t know how wide their vehicle is, and the width restrictor is giving them a lesson with devastating efficiency.

Not sure I see a need to make this a bigger deal than it has already become. They put out a bad joke, got called out, then made what seems like a honest and open apology that appears sincere.

Once a guy was blocking the road and my wife got out of her car to see what was wrong. There was a desperately injured deer in front of his car and he was yelling into his phone and as she went to examine the animal, he started yelling at her to move it.

A survivor 

While me as a standard passenger car driver doesn’t really know this, I’d expect this to be on every truck drivers radar due to the nature of their job.

Train now, or “Train!!!” later.

How about you put the blame where it belongs. The federal government has no fucking business meddling in people private healthcare.

You may be on to something, I think I see a loophole.

Yeah, the time for a refund has long since passed. I’ve seen them a couple of times before, the last time was in 2015, and I was almost positive it would be my final Stones show. As I said, this would be the first (and only) time I would see them with good seats, but perhaps it wasn’t meant to be. I wish the venue I…

This is your star notification, because I can’t believe no one else got that reference.