I make smash burgers on the stove using a similar method, but I base it on J. Kenji López-Alt’s book “The Food Lab”. He recommends smashing the burger patties immediately, the reason being that if you wait until after it starts cooking you will smash more of the juices out. I’ve always had good results using his…

You are absolutely correct! Admittedly, I still lay glasses down in the dishwasher, then get all surprised when they’re still dirty. I’m pretty sure my significant other is facepalming as I type this.

I’m glad you do and that’s your reality meanwhile most people are buying $5 rotisserie chickens from who knows where or shitty perdue farms stuff. McDonald’s isn’t sourcing from your local farms, neither is Popeye’s, KFC, Burger King etc. That’s reality. Your little story is great and good for you, but it's definitely…

Every health authority ever - Avoid processed food as much as possible. Processed food is really bad for you.

Having seen many locals throw their hat in, I noted your emphasis on the seriousness of these competitions. Cronyism notwithstanding, I’m curious:

Saab Night Panel. Pressing a button turns off all cabin lighting except the speedometer between 0 and 100 MPH. As someone who hates bright screens and gauges at night, I wish this was standard

Instead, opt for foods with more neutral scents, including rice, tortillas, pastas, peanut butter, and protein bars.

OK, first off, he says regularly commuting to see his parents, not daily.

Someone looking at their phone

That math just does not compute! 1 27yr old male, and 21 and 23yr old women. No word on if this was stolen, rental, owned, etc. I feel like if they owned it, they would know it can’t take a 15mph curve at 150.

We’re talking corporate America here so you know that if there is a change it won’t be adding buns to the package. They’ll reduce the number of hot dogs and charge the same price. 

I’m pretty sure three of the troll burners that responded to you are the same person purely based on their use of ellipses ‘...’

I think any decent G-Body is over $10k now. I was curious about the better Cutlasses and the ones I found that weren’t old person landau roofs were over 10k. A Cutlass. I actually liked the G-bodies, but WTF, people.

Aerocoupes have appreciated past $10,000, haven’t they?

It’s just an upgraded Ford Torino.

Absolutely. I just like my Jetboil because it heats ridiculously fast which suits my early morning impatience for coffee. 

If they can keep the board, they can easily pay for a new windshield! /s

Not mentioned here is how to heat your water. Getting a camp fire going (or rekindling one) for a morning coffee isn’t always a good option. Buy a Jetboil. They’re not exactly cheap but they will change your camping experience for the better.

I call bullshit on your mechanic.

What even is that? I went to the website to check out the other photos and menu, and everything else I can at least identify. I honestly have no idea what dish that is...