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Yeild is apparently 800kg/hectare... so sounds like a lot of work for ~700lbs of grain. Wholesale value is likely pretty low, but if you come up with some nice packaging and a good back story you might make out OK. Probably better just to grow weed.

Solution: Quit working for amazon and start up your own fresh-picked phone stand.

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Apparently our views differ on what constitutes ‘major engine work’. Either that, or good satire!

THEY WERE CALLING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

Wow. Here I am stuck here eating ketchup on crackers.

Mr Firley drives a dodge pickup? That explains a lot.

El Sob #1!

All those details and I don’t even know how big the touchscreen is. Does it even have cupholders?

100 pushups!

My state has a drunk car auction

No need to be sorry for an asshole clone troll.

Not necessarily. 0.25% of income (arbitrary number) is 0.25% of income no matter how much you earn.

He wasn’t necessarily drunk, but he refused a breathalizer. Also, he was going 118mph. Not a good way to fly under the radar!

There was a thing with acrylamide in fries, same as the coffee issue that Allison posted about. And holy crap, apparently that was near 20 years ago. Now I feel old, but the poutine hasn’t killed me yet.

You just got invited to my party!

I had no idea people were still talking about acrylamide. Probably about a decade ago I had a ‘reporter’ contact me to use a photo I’d taken of some poutine I made to use in her article about the dangers of french fries. I don’t recall being terribly polite with my rejection.

For 25 bucks you could get a pretty good flashlight that won’t set your house on fire, or stink!

$25 for a candle? They don’t put bourbon in it or something?

Its orange and you don’t want too much of it? My guess is dingleberry 2020.