I guess that shipped sailed some time ago unfortunately.

Would you accept 400Z if it had a 4L inline 6, or maybe a 4l v12?

Is that... real? Its not real. Is it?

I’ve got 3 chest freezers and room for more if I want!

Just cause you’re not a rube, doesn’t mean some of the others they called aren’t!

Better to hold out for 100 billion dollars!

Same dealer: “Less than you’re paying now, friend.” (for an additional 84 months)

haha. Just try and kill it.

Canning tomatoes always seems like such a pain. We just skin them and freeze them in 1lb blocks.

This is my favourite safety video of all time.

If I had a bench seat the kids wouldn’t argue who gets to ride shotgun. Instead they’d argue who gets to shift.

I hope you played the stick shifts and safety belts song on your date.

Put some shoes on in the garage, man!

They were incorrect.

A ‘new car’ for me generally smells like those orange air fresheners and old cigarettes.

Silver lining: This woman has been out there teaching kids for 10 years. Maybe there is hope for the next generation.

getting old

But it’s more ladylike!

No shit. Everyone seems to have forgotten about that. We’ll all come out of the pandemic, open the door... and be greeted by a mountain of plastic garbage.