“We’re sorry it’s not juice”

What kind of ebike do you have? Pedal assist or one of the scooter types?

Pumpkin pie tastes like pumpkin pie at my house. I use fresh (or frozen) pumpkin.

You need a little clarity? Check the similarity!

Tesla, obviously.

For a more summery flavour, swap out the cloves for allspice and put it on your chicken. Jerk.

Nice Price. Would be better if it were the wagon but looks like a great deal on a great car!

I’m sure my kids would agree with you!

Is that you, son?

Some sources are reporting that he’s now been arrested.

To be fair I bet this is the only game our crappy internet connection and ancient computer would support!

You want minecraft cereal? Go get some on minecraft. What? It’s not real life? I agree. Now go outside and play.

Surely at least a few Republicans have made some money sourcing cheap labour and materials from China and selling their product in the USA.

If I were their neighbour I would have got rid of the bees when they complained. Wasp keeping is much more interesting anyhow.

Well then. Happy Belated birthday! I got you a mcflurry, but then I ate it. Sorry!

Happy birthday!

ended up retiring from the company 10 years later.

No need to be self concious. Just show up with a couple good looking friends and giggle a lot when you buy it.

Try 2/16ths of a tsp and you’ll be impressed!

crop duster crashed and died next door to my place when I was a kid.