Oh, but I read the article, and Barry Hussein did it too?

You are by far the worst writer on this site which is, well, a low bar.

Bye.  Follow rules.  Simple.

It’s pronounced “chicken-armed fairies”

Lemon is a low-IQ individual

L-O-W I-Q I-N-D-I-V-I-D-U-A-L

Sweetie, there will be no husband with this kind of aggression and wokeness.  Take up a proper hobby, like knitting or cooking, and go find that man!  Run along now.

Ironically, the only way I would ever watch a minute of women’s tennis is if they played topless.

Well don’t get stuck with one of those losers, Libby. Like your Mom said, if you’ll never marry a poor boy if you don’t date one. Keep that in mind.  Plenty of bankers, businessmen and other winners in the Big Apple, just be sure to laugh at their jokes and look pretty.  Run along, now.

Do WNBA players make as much as he does?  No?  Why not?  Do they not work as hard?  Not as good at what they do?  Hmmmmm......not fair, huh?

Russell (D- Georgia)

Except the fact that 95% of them are slack-jawed knuckleheads.   Except Nassib.  He’s pretty smart.

Well, they didn’t make the first down but at least they were safe from insurgent mortar fire.

I work hard, achieve, earn and as a result I live in an awesome school district.  My kids deserve every advantage they get and should be measured on their merits by colleges.  Don’t lecture me about books and librarians, HARRIOT.

Says the cat lady.

Eventually he Saudi error of his ways.

The will have to pry the Madden disk from my cold, dead, gnarled fingers.

Yes, we do.  Take out the TVs and weight benches while removing the phones, please.

It’s that fucking Fortnite, that’s what it is....

Maybe show respect and park properly