“Large Fiery Mythical Bird Also Apologises For Working with Scumbag Singer” 

Maricopa County apologizes for R. Kelly/Joe Arpaio collaboration 

I thought this was the entire city of Phoenix apologizing.    I mean I think the entire country needs to stay we are sorry for enabling this asshole

I would also like to apologize for singing that Space Jam song while in the shower sometime in the late 90s. 

I would like to apologize for not inventing time travel and going back to stop R. Kelly early enough that we would never have to have heard of any of this shit.

I apologize for my collaboration with R. Kelly, What the Fuck is Wrong with U?.

That is sublime!

I cannot tell you how breathtakingly wonderful this was.

Aaron Carter, who continues to bravely rock the same hairstyle he did when he rose to stardom so many moons ago

Looks like Aaron’s Party is finally over

Wait wait wait wait wait... Blac Chyna’s mom’s name is *Tokyo Toni*? Why she didn’t name her daughter Shanghai Sally then? What is uh, what is behind these names?

So,Tamacoochi then?

Aw, I wish you had just described/linked the Tokyo Toni video. Even the warning isn’t intense enough for how foul she is being. :(

That’s definitely not how he beat Shaq.

Nothing says ‘brave patriot’ like citronella tiki torches.