@Mr Papagiorgio: I've never wanted to work for the government more.
@JohhnyDamage: "Stop a few plays"
Urine big trouble, mister.
Clearly a proponent of Rachel Phelps's Southern Strategy
No mention of the simple country boy's cockeyed optimism?
@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: He didn't have an Armstrong enough for the encore.
Why do crusades always have to go through a Tim?
@Wasted Talent: And here I thought I was the only punk rawk fan that also liked sports.
Why is the cast of "227" cheering him on?
@OhNoonan: I plan on using Deadspin math next time my alcholism comes into question.
Her "sister" working the cam seems to think she goes to UF. But then there's the Georgia sandals comment. And the eclipse of the sun. Man, I should just watch these on mute.
@Magnakai Haaskivi: The initial yellow was a bad call (ball first). If he just walked away, there would have been no red but he had to go bizarro and ref the ref. At that point, the ref had no choice but to show him red.
@BuddyGuyMontag: Cutco! Double-D edge! Cutting pennies! Ah, what a summer that was.
Am I the only one that noticed that the web address for the Yahoo article truncates the actual headline to "Evan-Longoria-talks-Tampa-Bay-Dick"?
If memory serves, didn't that whole Dan vs Dave advertising campaign meet an untimely end when one of them didn't even qualify for the team?
@Innings Eater: Don't you mean Chris Everett?
The Turkey-Swiss game made me want a sandwich.
This sounds like the plot of an unnecessary installment of 'Lord of the Rings'. Youkilis gets to play the dwarf.