I looks like Kardashian has damp toilet paper clinging to—nay, suffocating from the inside of her ass-cheeks.

I’m sorry.

Of course they would have.

Sure. Not super original, but if presented in a visual and production style as well-drawn as The Batman, and I’m in!

Sure. That could be fun and interesting...

This movie was a collage of several different procedural crime dramas, wrapped very clearly by a David Fincher-esque aesthetic. Maybe Reeves felt like the prisoner/villain, ‘enemy of my enemy is my friend,’ Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs (Johnathan Demme) Zodiac/Seven (David Fincher) trope/convention was a…

Ive always wanted to say “don't worry, I’m on the pill...”

Like a rock.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, there, buddy -- "Athlete?”

“Welcome to Woostah... dollar twenty-five please.”

dude, stop... 

Nothing says “we take this shit seriously,” like a slightly less pronounced version of comic sans....

Too late, Karen.

Europeans fight their wars in other people’s countries, using other countries’ people.

WTF is this x3-looking nod to boringness...?

“So why did the US bomb these countries? Was it for the hell of it?”

Stay on the fence. That way, you’ll be out of the way.

I GUESS you could be a dick-bag commenter.

That “level of destruction” is pretty clear.

Do a barrel roll.