I looks like Kardashian has damp toilet paper clinging to—nay, suffocating from the inside of her ass-cheeks.

I’m sorry.

Like a rock.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, there, buddy -- "Athlete?”

“Welcome to Woostah... dollar twenty-five please.”

Too late, Karen.

Europeans fight their wars in other people’s countries, using other countries’ people.

WTF is this x3-looking nod to boringness...?

“So why did the US bomb these countries? Was it for the hell of it?”

I GUESS you could be a dick-bag commenter.

That “level of destruction” is pretty clear.

2 points for the admission.

Under the circumstance, the destruction of a giant airplane is very low on the list of things I’m gonna be mad about in 2022.

Looks like a dick.

Isn’t the best starting word the ‘correct' one?

Close, but I'll allow it. Objection overruled.

This wasn't a comedy but? I thought this was a scripted comedy satire, which if not, will now doubt end up being what a Tesla Stan end up labeling it...

...or start making anyone like him. 

Keith David.

If sexism and racism and other forms of implicit bias weren’t a think, I’d be on this train with you. I mean, I’m looking at tickets, don’t get me wrong, but only because of the intersection of ‘Immutable characteristic” and “gender bias” that the train has to drive around.