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I guess Drake thought that creeping after underage girls is away to distract from that whole, “Stripper had my baby that I ignored,” thing?

First, I sincerely hope this dad had built an identical machine in his basement at home that he used for years to train his daughter for this moment.

I dunno about the veracity of that second sentence...

This is dumb.

Heath Ledger. You are missed.

I’m still trying to “finish” Destiny 1.

Psssst.... I think its the face tattoos...

Crickets...

Blacklisted.

SJP is not the first to assume jewelry is on “permement loan.” Hollywood has cozied up with the diamond industry for years. I’m not saying that they are encouraging it, but the false sense of scarcity (diamonds in particular) is so prevalent, that there actually almost worthless, so nobody cares if a few go “missing.

Thats not love. Get help.

No. It is not the present day version of “My Fair Lady.”

fucking moron

Ironically, it was either 9 or 11 flips, depending on how you count the last one and the first one.

The reason why any music works with this is because the music that WAS there was barely present, and completely uninspired.

He kinda nailed Flanders.

It still amazes me, what with all of the opportunity to practive the support, defense and protection of those who have less power, or are marginalized, that we (men, in particular) don’t know how to do it.

I have a feeling if we shut off Porn Hub, semen counts will slowly return to normal levels. 

Why just “cope” when you can “act?”