I guess this is the answer to how long the “Michael Bay Bump,” lasts.

I think its 11. Sure there are many kids younger than 11 well versed in assholery, but I think 11 is generally the age when they learn to derive pleasure from it.

Just let the kid run. Who wants to look like an asshole running around trying to apprehend a small child?

I love this game!

Deep thoughts. An emotional treatise on technology and emotions in a digital world. 

Its true. I didn’t articulate the complex ideas very well, (it was late) but I do know that this does not represent the “prize” we had our eyes on. Perhaps this behavior is a necessary step in the evolution of culture.

I don’t hold Cosmopolitan and Marie Claire to the same standard; I don’t read those publications, I avoid them. And even TMZ is quite aware of their height of their own standards.

I might have some questions about what qualifies as a “news site,” these days, but all of that aside, my main concern as of late is the role that dysfunctional behavior of celebrities of color (particularly black and brown celebrities) plays out in the broader media culture. (See: Glasper v. Hill)

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I mean is it, though?

“I spun around in a circle with my leg out to shoo it away...”

No.

Nope. You’re not winning tonight, internet...

I wish we could have these days back...

I don’t think this is “charming.” I think rather it’s more of an razor sharp emotional grounding and not suffering bullshit. 

These are the last gasps of a floundering republic.

Poop when you have to poop.

Rather than nerf it, maybe Bungie should find a way for other players to defend against it?

What’s the most fucked up thing you’ve ever dipped chicken in?

I don’t think if its because of Colin Kaepernick. And Nike just made the best move it could make in this chess game.