If it was fake, I think he would have mentioned that to Jen G. Because they seem to be in regular contact, so I have no doubt that she mentioned it to him.

Ghost fucking was after the snub. They also made her do CPR on a deer.

JAMES MARSDEN IS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS

He’s like a swirling black hole of anticharisma. I groaned when they cast him as Hawkeye. Hawkeye is a cranky, animated smartass. Jeremy Renner is cold meatloaf in human form.

Nitpicky tarot reader time!

Judy Greer! She’s so great and funny. It’s sad that she’s always been relegated to sidekick roles.

Its also my favorite. I actually like all of the characters in it. Especially woman who played depressed intern in What Women Want.

I’m not much for romantic comedies. But 27 Dresses is one I love. I can’t explain it. I don’t like calling things guilty pleasures since I like so many objectively awful things that I couldn’t handle all the guilt. But it’s close to that.

I have a disproportionate amount of Heigl-hate but man I love me some 27 Dresses.

And I looked, and behold a pale unicorn: and his name that sat on him was Death, and glitter cheetah-print Hell followed with him.

Agreed! There is no better line in the history of music than: “Yeah they knew I was a creep, since the day I was born. Poppin’ out my momma like some kettle corn” *shudder*

“He lays on my lap, lets me give him showers, allows me to feed him sardines and to pick him up.”

They can come with the package, but you get other issues.

When he sees him he wags his tail like a dog and honks with delight.

Someone should make a movie of this. Instead of the obvious ending—one year, the penguin doesn’t show up, everyone in the audience cries, the end—the penguin should turn out to have some sort of super-genetic mutation that allows it to live well beyond its expected lifespan, dodging predators and illness, so that one…

“As part of the agreement between Marvel Pictures and Sony, while Marvel can use the image of Spiderman, they cannot use his name. In all movies going forward from Marvel Pictures, that character will be named Underoos.”

It’s actually kind of romantic as far as animal breeding goes. Apparently this species of penguin mates year after year with the same mate (Yeah, they can recognize one another). So Dindim probably has a girlfriend he keeps going back to. Males and females are both equally involved in caring for the eggs/chicks too.

Breeding for 8 months? You get it, little guy

Imagine João making small talk with someone who doesn’t know the story: