“He lays on my lap, lets me give him showers, allows me to feed him sardines and to pick him up.”

He probably told her she couldn’t get pregnant if they did it from behind, and she was like “win-win” re not having to look at the bangs.

I actually see nothing wrong with what Henry Cavill said.

I would have thought those bangs would have been a 100% effective form of birth control. Guess Bristol proved me wrong.

Henry Cavill’s comment is kind of...honest? No? I don't think anyone thought he did Superman for the art. His girlfriend situation makes me feel ick yes but the money comments are, ok? I feel very indecisive about this everybody.

Bristol Palin’s baby daddy has the bangs of my 7th grade crush. Does he also skateboard and steal Marlboro reds from his father?

They are also insanely nice! I saw them on a flight to Boston, they were all riding coach which surprised me, but I nervously said hey to them as they got off the plane and that I was a huge fan of their stuff. I figured they’d just say thanks and go about their day, but they walked all the way to baggage claim with…

His best man also got us a cake that said “Congrats on the Sex” which my mom was also very upset about. It was awesome.

I unabashedly adore Lonely Island, and I’m on a Boat in particular. My hubby and I had our first dance at our wedding to this song (much to my mom’s horror) and I’m so not a little bit sorry about that.

The Natalie Portman rap was the first Lonely Island video I saw, so I’ll always have a sentimental attachment to that one.

Great list! My personal fave is The Creep

I routinely yell “I’M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!” and “I’M AN ADULT!” at people.

When he sees him he wags his tail like a dog and honks with delight.

I am constantly surprised at the number of people who completely miss the fact that The Lonely Island is making fun of bro culture, not celebrating it.

Someone should make a movie of this. Instead of the obvious ending—one year, the penguin doesn’t show up, everyone in the audience cries, the end—the penguin should turn out to have some sort of super-genetic mutation that allows it to live well beyond its expected lifespan, dodging predators and illness, so that one…

i fully support this comment and i like to party

HOT ROD was one of the great comedies of the past decade and I am SO EXCITED for this now.

It’s actually kind of romantic as far as animal breeding goes. Apparently this species of penguin mates year after year with the same mate (Yeah, they can recognize one another). So Dindim probably has a girlfriend he keeps going back to. Males and females are both equally involved in caring for the eggs/chicks too.

Breeding for 8 months? You get it, little guy

Imagine João making small talk with someone who doesn’t know the story: