I agree about Gillian. She's as close to perfection as it gets as Stella.

Why is it that TV/movie dresses (and I mean the ones that come with a big reveal, not the ones characters just happen to be wearing) are so, so disappointing 98 percent of the time?

I hadn’t thought about the contract aspect of it. And yeah, I really don’t get the hard right Christian obsession with FSoG. I mean, I get that they tend to be a bit repressed, but really?

"You see these things you want to happen?? We're going to rub your face in them by pretending a Republican president would ever be able to get them passed, even if he wanted to! HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU."

It looks like Leia let her buns out.

Ah well, one can dream. Thanks anyway!

For a second, I thought you mean E.L. James and I was going to fetch you a doctor.

Can you link me to those screen caps? If you still know where they are.

Or Eli Roth.

Can we please talk about the "exciting challenges" line? Lady is a master at what she does.

I will be so, so sad if all of his good work in The Fall gets bulldozed over by his unfortunate decision to take part in this madness.

Not Tommen, so far.

Oh my gosh, that's crazy! No, this was much further south. And he was the only one to show up so obviously out of dress code, thank goodness. He's a big jerk in general, nobody on either side of the family likes him. Luckily the mother of the ring bearer broke it off with him (they weren't married).

These stories, specifically the ones about the crazy MILs, terrify me.

The father of my sister's ring bearer showed up in jeans, beat-up white sneakers and an "Native American" wolf print t-shirt.

My university is currently being sued by a gun rights group to allow guns on campus. We're not even allowed to have candles on campus, but these motherfuckers want to give us guns??

I can't decide which I'm more excited about, the movie in general or the chance to once again fawn over the King in the North in period costume.

I dunno...I mean, he's nice to look at, but I feel like anyone that spends that much time looking at their own dong isn't going to be too worried about how good of a time you're having.

You GUYS, can we please talk about the fact that Anastasia SOMEHOW managed to graduate from college WITHOUT HAVING EVER OWNED A LAPTOP?!

I got really drunk on whiskey and (much like Erin) decided if I was going to bash it, I need to read it. I haven't summoned up enough willpower to read the sequels, and I'm trying to decide if I can still loudly voice my distain for it without having read the whole series.