So, so glad this little shit stain and his stupid fucking Bieber hair and his shit-eating shit stain grin have been arrested.

Wow, thanks for all the info! I guess I just never took him seriously, because whenever I hear "gout" I think of a bloated old man from the 1700s.

Phew!

Huh, I'd never heard of that. Also, regarding the cockroach connection (sounds like a gutter punk band heh): Ewwww. But still, if you don't have that allergy, you should be fine, right?

I will say, in defense of cinnamon on meat, that my boyfriend made homemade chicken parmigiana for me once, and he put a tiny bit of cinnamon on the chicken. I was horrified, but it was actually really good, it enhanced the chicken flavor a lot for some reason.

OH COME ON. We can't even have opinions now? Some of them are even valid, I promise! I SWEAR THERE ARE A FEW SANE ONES LEFT DOWN HERE.

I'm a server in the US, and I hate giving my customers too much foam (I almost used "head" there and then, realizing what I was about to do, backed away slowly). They're already paying a ridiculous price for some crappy American beer (we don't have any good stuff on tap where I work), why would I cheat them even…

"the shrimp will actually kill me first"

Awww, I want to take him home and name him Fred. Fred looks like he just has so much enthusiasm for everything.

Look, I've never posted one of these comments before because this is a blog and free-reign and whatever, but was it really necessary to post this? :/

You know, I usually read BCO and it makes me think of one of my serving stories that is similar in some way. This week, I've got nothing, and I'm extremely thankful for that.

Is it sad that I didn't even have to play the video to know what it was? I just saw the screen grab and recognized those killer 90s dance moves, even frozen...

That is beautiful and so, so heartbreaking.

Damn ninja onions...

All I can picture is that damn WooHoo bed from the Sims.

No, unfortunately I live a bit further south in Florida. Also, I have been dating a guy for a few years, but if something unforeseen should happen, I'll let you know so your son can send me his resume :P He sounds like a keeper!

I've never seen Kyle as a girls name. Kylie, but never Kyle. That's pretty cool :)

Um. I think for now you're still safe on the Fantasy side of things. You might want to steer clear of writing really insistent fan mail, though.

Yeah, that part struck me as a little odd, too. Maybe the band just hadn't had any bookings recently?

For real. I'm not married, but she saved over double of what my sister's entire wedding cost. Granted, we're in small town vs NY, but still.