I always worry that Mittens is some reincarnated relative so I don’t want her to see me masturbate.
Bytheseatofmypants
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To be fair, you might forget about me in favor my cat too.
I should be awe-ing at the cute kitty, but I’m pissed off at yet another portrayal of a thin, conventionally attractive woman and an overweight man. Apparently fat girls don’t get sexytime, even in pet food ads.
Right? I mean, my parents are actually pretty racist, sadly, and even they would have told me to suck it up and go somewhere else, or spend a year at another state system school and transfer in. I just can’t imagine not getting in when I *don’t meet automatic admissions criteria* and then assuming it’s because I’m…
also, the more she talks about her hair, the less convinced i am that she’s becky. my money is on rita ora.
Well you know what they say: “Spare the Glock, spoil the child.”
Ooh whoa, I didn’t know that. So dicks and money AND bracelets were being transferred in that house, it seems.
Professional alkies talk blarney very well 90 percent of the time, if my childhood is anything to go by. My money’s on coke, though.
That didn’t work out for Maria Shriver.
Those cameramen are goddamn American heroes is what they are.
Years ago, Danny DeVito went on one of the morning talk shows after drinking all night with George Clooney, and totally owned up to his level of intoxication.
As a preteen and young teen back in the 80s, my grandparents gave me money to buy a SVH book for every all-A report card. I also spent all my allowance money and yard mowing money on SVH books. The whole time I was reading this, I thought of Jessica and Elizabeth!
End-of-season reveal: There WAS no sister!! Ann created her entirely with Photoshop, mirrors, and holograms. That was an attempted blackmailer in the car. Margot kidder could play the detective.
wHAT A TWIST
BUT THE BABY ISN’T HERS!
AND SHE IS POSSESSED.
Just wait until the dead sister comes back with a completely new face and identity!
She accused Cassey Ho of promoting eating disorders along with some others. I don't think eating 50 bananas is a sound food decision but I like candy corn so I can't throw too many stones.