I only remember that until Trump was elected. Nobody was looking forward to 2017 after November 2016.

Don’t think about the FBI investigation into Trump administration’s contacts with Russian officials. Don’t think about the FBI investigation into Trump administration’s contacts with Russian officials. Oh, look at the shiny bauble called: Blame the Democrats! Don’t think about the FBI investigation into Trump…

Didn’t vote for Trump, actively campaigned for Hillary, and am on Obamacare with subsidized payments. I’m sorry you see my health as collateral damage. The “who cares, it’s not me” mentality is what got us in this mess in the first place.

Is everyone forgetting that the *Republicans* could have passed this without a single Democrat getting on board, and didn’t? Why is anyone playing into the narrative that the Democrats were the problem.

My dream would be to see Bannon fired so angry that he sends his hoards to war against the administration. Let them tear each other apart while the rest of us try to get adult things done.

This is so sad. He was one of a few genuinely funny comedians. Without even talking sometimes he’d make me burst out laughing.

RIP, Charlie! I know when you get to heaven, Prince will welcome you with open arms. And pancakes!

Whaaaaa? Sad surprising news, didn’t know he was ill.

Yes, that was due day-of the event. Here we are almost two full days later and that jackass hasn’t even half-assed his way through a teleprompted script for this. Obama would have been on every station that evening, if not within the hour, making a statement.

Especially after making a big scene about the ‘beautiful babies’ in Syria. He can’t even pretend to care about kids being murdered right here.

Not enough kids are dead. Plus they’re black. And it’s in California. Isn’t that part of Mexico?

Noteworthy that the president never issued a “thoughts and prayers” statement about this tragedy.

I have stopped reading verbatim quotes or listening to anything Trump says because 1) I can literally feel my IQ declining just by reading his word-barf and 2) it immediately instigates an overpowering urge to self-medicate.

Fuuuuuuuuck. His word vomit is so painful to even read. Guys... it hasn’t even been 3 months.

Well, at least he remembered how big the cake was. The devil is in the details, you know?

Ugh, his complexion is a thousand percent “bloated corpse in dirty river.”

It went away with his soul.

Why simply have a marble fireplace with gold accents when you can cover your whole tacky ridiculous apartment in it?