He is incredibly talented. Also, the unsung heroes of SNL have got to be the folks in the wardrobe/makeup department who consistently transform the cast members into freakishly accurate likenesses of whomever they are lampooning.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

Right? Real activists are getting pepper sprayed, hit with night sticks, tasered, and hauled off to jail. And Pepsi tried to make a cheap buck off “tapping into the energy of the movement” in the most tone-deaf way possible. But you are the real victim here, Kendall. Go to Paris and try to recover, you poor thing.

Can you imagine the kind of pain that not even jetting off to Paris at a moments notice can solve???

Fat pockets and thin skin.

noun nui·sance \ˈnü-sən(t)s, ˈnyü-\
an annoying or troublesome person, thing, or situation

She was living in the forest, of course she had wounds.

Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.

Just more proof that animals are better people than humans.

I think she would have done something like this, however she would have welcomed refugees and got her messaging right. She would have condemned it from the get go, and will get the Russians in line.

This is the moment that screen caps were made for.

After the gas attack someone I know shared a video on Facebook with graphic footage of people dying and struggling to breathe. One of his Trump-loving friends wrote a comment along the lines of “why should we care, these people have always been killing each other and always will.” Fast forward 12 hours and Trump’s…

There really is at least one for everything he says and does, isn’t there?

And, he’s down at Mar-a-Lago because of course he is.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

Oh damn, I’ve been following that account. Consensus among people in the field is that the person running it definitely works within USCIS but isn’t at the highest level; the supposed inside information is often rumors that any other lowish-level employee would have heard through the grapevine. Or it’ll be a…

Exactly what crime is that? There are no laws that say you must agree with the policy of your employer. This would be a First Amendment issue if they tried to stifle the account.

Trump? Abusing his power? Say it ain’t so.