How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

Did you see how fast he blamed someone else when backed into a corner with facts? That was really satisfying to watch.

Well, I was given that information.
Yeah, sure. Fuckface.

Shout-out to Peter Alexander for calling out baby hands claim about winning the biggest electoral college since Reagan.

Trump declared himself the “least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life,”

It’s clear he hates the job, and only loves being adored. Unfortunately for him, the presidency is a thankless job where he will be subject to endless criticism.

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.

The only reason he’s out is because of this being found out by the news media. We NEED to find out what’s going on with this administration and Russia. This shit is way out of control. Trump knew this happened and I’m totally convinced he ordered it and Flynn is the fall guy.

That milkshake would bring me to the yard....

I’m inventing xanax milkshakes later, FYI.

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

Trump seems to think that insulting foreign leaders is a great idea yet demands everyone else treats him with respect.

This is how I always feel when I’m reading a news story on a news site and I see numerous comments saying “Oh but you won’t be hearing this in the media!” Like... this is literally the media... what you’re commenting on... you wouldn’t be making this comment if you hadn’t seen it through the media... I can’t.

If the media didn’t cover the masterminds, then how is she referencing the ABC story about it from 3 years ago...

She raised awareness of ... a non-existent massacre? The fact that she lies a lot? Awareness of what? And did she really have to do it three different times? It’s almost like she intended to go on lying until she got caught....

By putting her back on the air all they are doing is validating alternative facts. They should blacklist her if she lacks credibility. I believe the colloquialism is, “Don’t feed the troll.”

Because it’s hard to see into those squinty ass eyes and see that there’s no soul inside there.

According to Melania’s lawsuit, she is potentially closed off from “licensing, branding, and endorsement” deals in “apparel, accessories, shoes, jewelry, cosmetics, hair care, skin care, and fragrance.”

Right? I’m guilty of being like “Come baaaaack, help us, we miss you!” but real talk, the shitshow we’re in is not his problem. He’s done PLENTY for his country. There was an article on The Root yesterday called “If I Were Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton, I’d Put America Under ‘Do Not Answer,’” and it’s right.