that he thinks what has happened here is an affront to law enforcement only further underscores the fact that he believes his word is law.

ohh yeah but Obama has always been so respectful and went to church so many times and people still called him a “secret Muslim.” Black people just can’t fuckin win no matter what they do. Fuck Trump and fuck all of the Trumpers.

Key and Peel sketch

“I am a top gang thug. I would like to meet about top gang thug things.”

This is a fact. My immediate boss, who called me “one of the softies” and kept trying to talk to me about Hillary’s health, talks exactly like Trump. Lots of words, little content, endless asides, and no sign that he will ever express a clear, identifiable idea. He starts virtually every statement with something along…

Trump supporters are profoundly stupid people. Now that’s the 800-lb un-PC gorilla in the room. Tell them that and watch them gnash their teeth and talk about their fucking college degrees like that somehow makes them smart.

He received over 90% of The Blacks. Alternative statistics.

8%. 4% of the women, 13% of the men.

Because they speak exactly like he does.

I don’t understand why the press never ask him really specific questions. Ask him to name one black person other than Fredrick Douglass, MLK, Ben Carson, and that chick from the Apprentice. A work of literature by a black author he found inspiring. To name 5 countries in Africa.

HOW DID ANYONE LISTEN TO THIS MAN SPEAK AND THINK, “YES THAT IS WHO I’D LIKE TO REPRESENT ME?”

If you remember I wasn’t going to do well with the African-American community, and after they heard me speaking and talking about the inner city and lots of other things, we ended up getting—and I won’t go into details—but we ended up getting substantially more than other candidates who had run in the past years.

“...and is being recognized more and more, I noticed.”

Also: he talks about Fredrick Fucking Douglass the way you would talk about the teenaged manager at the Quik-E-Mart. “Oh yea, Jonathan is doing an amazing job. Really great. Always makes sure the Slurpee machine gets refilled. Really excellent.”

After the way the Trump Administration bungled the Holocaust Remembrance Day remarks, I fully expect his Black History Month remarks to focus on how everybody suffered during slavery, and we should also remember the slaveholders, who lost a lot of wealth when their property was emancipated.

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

And the people in the room don’t count.

What are the odds that he could name five more black people, living or deceased?

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.