If Kimmiekakes just wore clothes that fit her, and laid off the spanx, her body wouldn't be pushing her skin out of places it shouldn't be spilling out of.

Fuck offfffff you are so cute I want to squeeze you.

1st. Angie is photoshopped.

It's okay, Dove will make a commercial about how we need to love ourselves despite the elbow fat.

I don't know if we as a collective are hating him. My beef stared with that god awful Robin Thicke/Pharrell song that he took none of the heat for. 'Happy' was the final nail in the coffin.

I have never hated a word as much as I hate "bae". There isn't a word that causes more eyerollage in me than "bae".

I just got caught up with this season. It's like the writers don't even know what to do with the characters, just lazy writing. Alcide, man why?

Everything about Bill is boring. He is beige personified. This will never happen, but they just need to do a spin-off series of Pam and Eric being Pam and Eric. And Lafayette, of course.

Nice try, Biebs. Keep tryin' buddy. Fer cewet.

He is the shitty tattoo king.

damn naya, that was pretty quick...

Are you actor Troy McClure?

Take it up with Forbes Magazine. They made the list.

Wouldn't be the first time. See: Suri Cruise.

They are splitting up everything (properties, money, child/ren) right now,

Ah yes. I always make sure to produce a tiny human to fully back up the image of my sham-marriage.

Exactly. Why agree to the terms of a contract if you don't... agree with the terms of the contract..???

omg look at his dramatic reach

Some people just like having more money. She's kinda like the Koch brothers that way.

That picture of Prince George is cute, but when my younger daughter was not much older than that, we took her to a butterfly house as well. One butterfly flitted over and landed on her head, much to the delight of everyone watching. Only after a few seconds, she reached up, looking slightly annoyed, and grabbed it.…