And gays are the ones that pose a threat to the so-called sanctity of marriage?

don't feel bad for Jamie, she is making a career of stupid reality shows about love, she's a bachelor alum (Ben's season) and made an absolute fool of herself over that ass Chris Bukowski on bachelor pad

Yup, and once she was terminal, she went back to him - basically used him because he didn't know any better. Ugh, so many good actors, such groundbreaking SFX at the time, all wasted on the sappiest, most manipulative shit I've come across.

I love this movie, but I HATE Jenny. Even Lieutenant Dan has more redeeming characteristics than she does. Gump's version of Richard Nixon is more likeable than the poor bastard's love interest. I think he would've gotten less abuse if he had ditched Jenny back in grade school to hang out with the bullies who were…

I think she's making a joke about the fact that the same actor also played a character named Bernard on LOST.

"HOW DID YOU GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE? Also, could somebody answer, like, ONE of Forrest's questions?"

Hey, to be fair Forrest graduated from the intellectual powerhouse that is the University of Alabama. In fact, that might be the most realistic portion of this movie.

"If you're ever a shrimp boat captain, that's the day I'm an astronaut."

You try to tell yourself that you're better than this. You say to yourself, "But I watch Frontline! (Though Frontline is just as emotionally manipulative.)" "I read non-fiction books!"

I re-watched this movie a few months ago and came to the same conclusion I had years ago. Jenny was a shitty friend and an even worse love interest. I thought she treated Forrest like complete crap once they were no longer kids.

Yeah, that's what I thought too. Maybe Lindy doesn't understand how mail works, being an Internet writer and all. ;)

One of my favorite parts: Greenbow, AlaBAMA!

Just wanted to point out a minor and generally insignificant detail error: he doesn't move to Louisiana for shrimping. Bayou La Batre is still in Alabama. Contrary to popular belief, not everything in the south with a French name is automatically Louisiana.

I see you've been brainwashed by TNT running Shawshank 1500 times every weekend.

Small bone of contention - Forrest Gump was raised in Greenbow, Alabama (a fake place), not Savannah, Georgia.

I'm sorry

Also:

Just saw yesterday that Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara are doin' IT.

Cameron Diaz is now dating one of the "Good Charlotte" twins. That's pretty weird.

What about Wilmer and all his ladies? He's the Adam Duritz of basic cable movies.