Whenever I start feeling like I’m a little too cultured and high-brow, all I have to do is read a round-up like this. The fact that a 37 year old woman would be crying with laughter over poop stories proves that I will never really grow up.

Baby Poop is the worst poop. After changing several hundred (if not thousands) of diapers, including quite a few “explosions,” I can honestly say that getting shit on myself no longer grosses me out or even bothers me. Poop Immunity.

I think the main reason time feels like it moves more quickly is relativity. When someone is 10 years old, a year is 10% of their entire life (and probably closer to 20% of what they can actually remember). When you're 50, 1 year accounts for 2% of your life. That's the reason that summer nights feel endless when…