I blanched and shocked about a hundred cherry tomatoes yesterday. Our neighbor is just giving them away.

Nobody’s saying the government should force him to be quiet, they’re using their free speech to call an asshole an asshole.

This clip has been making the rounds all week but some of y’all desperately need to see it.

I think their best quality is that it feels like they never compromise their vision or half-ass the execution. A Wachowski film may fail in a lot of ways, but it will NEVER be un-ambitious.

I think you violated Betteridges Law of Headlines here, because the answer is yes. A lot of us may prefer other albums (I have a soft spot for Counterparts which everyone else hates), but I bet it’s in everyone’s top 3.

It has a taste for boaters now.

The correct time to spend in the shower is the amount of time it takes to briefly wipe away the crippling depression you have and/or finish your beer. 

Growing up on well water in a large, very active family, we learned very early on for showering: get in, get wet, turn off the water, lather up (pure glycerin soap), turn the water back on, rinse and GTFO. Once high school sports rolled around, the rinse was cold. Still operate this way - done and done with a shower…

A Youtuber/influencer behaving like a narcissistic, entitled, wanker?

“The Doctor” is an underrated gem from the 90s.

Great actor, and always a treat to watch. Among the fun roles not mentioned in the article was as Kevin Costner’s psycho imaginary friend/alter ego in Mr. Brooks.

The Whopper is by far the best thing on Burger King's menu and blows McDonald's and Wendy's burgers away. Take away everything that makes it good and dump some gross fucking orange sauce on it and that's supposed to make it better? There are days when I would choose a Whopper over Five Guys or Shake Shack. 

I always thought they were okay, but didn’t really follow them... Until I accidentally got Elemental from a CD club because I forgot to send back the decline card...lol. That album blew me away, and to this day it still pops up in my rotation. I can’t wait to hear this new stuff!

I wouldnt say it's a classic, but I liked the first one.  But then, I'd watch Werner Herzog read the phone book.

Yes, I know what you mean. The constant fight scenes didn’t help.

the second film was bad AND the first time i ever thought “wow cruise is starting to look old”

I also was unfamiliar with the character and enjoyed the first movie quite a bit. I thought Cruise was believably badass even though he’s not a big guy.

Lee Child said that. I paraphrase, but he said that Reacher’s size makes him unstoppable, and Cruise has that unstoppability factor but in a different way.

Could be that I was unfamiliar with the character before I saw the movies and had no preconceived notions, but I thought Cruise was great in the role. And I think the first film is a classic. The 2nd was serviceable, and it was likely best they stopped there. I get that Cruise is nowhere near the size of the…

Too soon!