The similarities between Trump and our new champion are pretty insane: Racist, misogynist, narcissist, evolving dementia, pathological lying, awkward stupidity (yes, Biden is really fucking stupid, and unlike Trump he can’t play it off), insanely delusional reality-denying fans.

Biden’s campaign slogan could just as easily be “Make America Great Again” as Trump’s, with the difference being the “Again” points to, like, the 1890s for Trump and to 2013 for Biden.

Have you tried using an Air Fryer to reheat fries? All it takes is a couple of mminutes (less than 5,) and it’s the best way I’ve found to reheat fries.

Our airfryer reheats our leftover fries perfectly! I finally look forward to eating fries leftover when we go out to eat.

The little kid from Batman Begins?

i’ve been screaming at this all day 

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Geaux Fuck Yourself

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Now you play the game by punching the guy making the gesture.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

That’s because you are supposed to cover your entire body with them. Head to toe and they need to be stapled on or else they fall off. 

This atrocity deserves the profanity.

Well that’s just like your opinion, man.

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

This is good advice in general. 

[Makes note to avoid sports radio and ESPN’s shouting shows next week.]

Your comment reminded me of this adorable comic: