I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

and not changing his path for the purpose of initiating contact with a fielder.

The umpires review only determines whether he interfered with a potential double play; they can’t take action against the player for a slide’s dirtiness.

Maybe be pissed at Austin for that dirty-as-shit slide? Not sure what he expected was going to happen, and good on Kelly for putting one in his back. That shit breaks legs.

This show has everything: Chadwick Boseman, John Mulaney, disappointment thrones.

I don’t think the problem is that they chose a villain that was totally unknown to the wider public, the problem is that they made the villain the worst stereotypical bad guy trope possible. His motivation was generic, his powers were unmemorable and no effort was made to make the character compelling in any way.

AND WHAT ABOUT THE 4TH OWNER IN 2038, YOU THINK THIS WILL BE CHEAP TO FIX ???

When I read David Tracy aka Mr. Hyde, tell us how he tore up his backyard with a Kia wreck, I think, who is this maniac and why doesn’t he live in an apartment where he belongs? Maybe with an ankle bracelet that alerts eBay when he gets too close to a rusty car.

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

i was in a film history class at grand valley state university and one of my classmates would blurt out “your faaaaaace!” anytime someone said “your face.” still annoys me 18 years later.

Good times last night my friend. Or shall I say this morning. Happy to help. At least I know that uhaul trailer will have functioning lights. Safety first, right?

I need a tetanus shot after reading this article.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

The Catholic Church was asking for it when they invited Buress to perform. It’s the church’s fault, and they need to repent for what they’ve done and then they need to be quiet about it because no one will believe them anyway.

In fairness, if Virginia had scored 21 more points, they would’ve won.

FUCK YOU, THE BENGALS ARE GETTING THE GUY WHO FOUGHT THE GOALPOST.

With the first pick of the NFL draft....

Just think, due to our fine president’s willingness to confront a shooter, the next great QB may be able to call Trump University his alma mater.