Let’s all just celebrate the triumphant return of Brendan Fraser who I have missed dearly....

I don’t know about social class, but I do think a lot of women over a certain age are having a problem simply because in their generation, it was just how it was. And if something happened, they didn’t and wouldn’t have even thought about saying anything, because society wouldn’t have cared if it did. Or blamed them.…

Then he’ll fit right in...

Haircuts

I dunno, I think that kind of makes sense. He isn’t saying that it’s bad that there are a lot of female pop stars, it seems more like he’s mourning the death of rock in favor of Coldplay and pop folk garbage. Hip hop is the only popular genre in the moment that seems to openly deal with aggression, which I think is…

This is why I’ve been drunk since October.

This is the HR person saying nice things after she explains COBRA.

I would like to sincerely apologize to any Sullustians who were offended by my post, and also offer a recipe for Bantha burgers.

Holy shit. It was not fun watching Roy Moore hold a lead for the entire night. Though it was satisfying to have it reverse with less than 10% of precincts left. Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

I do not throw a baseball with my hand; I throw a baseball with my heart.

Why is there a panda wearing a Hitmen jersey in the crowd?

Jeremy Giambi was safe.

The funniest part is that Alex is much more financially viable as an owner and probably could’ve put together a much better ownership group for his hometown team.

Maybe, but again, the debt isn’t necessarily the biggest issue here, the franchise just loses a lot of money, even with someone as good as Giancarlo Stanton on their team.

Man, the Seahawks were everywhere this weekend.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

Very, very cool.

He’s one of the ten best shortstops of all time in terms of numbers.

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Hey I wouldn’t want to shake hands with a guy who’s always grabbing his dick either.