There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

Its title: “Farewell to Saturn.”

Hey I wouldn’t want to shake hands with a guy who’s always grabbing his dick either.

Great comment man, I mean that sincerely. I like DD&D too - as a former short order cook in diners and fast food joints, I really like that he highlights places that aren’t trendy or haute cuisine or whatever, but are just good for what they are. And they’re selected because the folks in the places they serve are…

“Did you lose a shoe?”

That last picture looks grim until you realize he probably only wore one shoe to begin with.

I chose my health over the “team”. They chose money over me.

A hefty FU to the multitudes of Gawker/Jezebel readers who flooded my comment a year or two ago angry because I said this guy’s brand of anti-sexist anti-racist comedy was itself sexist, racist and not particularly funny. I believed the rumors from the start. Also, as a man myself, believe me when i say C.K. is a…

It says a lot about the kind of person JLD is that all her castmates are so completely in her corner.

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.

Holy fuck, that’s just fucking awful. One of the best pitchers I’ve ever seen. Look at these fucking performances. No skin in any of the teams he played for, just saddened at the loss of a guy I truly enjoyed watching.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

Wondering whether I am in the only one who saw that as her exchanging some sort of a high five with a guy in the crowd (seen just before the “slap”), following through with the motion, and then drunkenly swinging her hand back to “neutral” position, during which she makes contact with the officer’s head. Swing forward…

Ken’s seat is pretty much dead center in the car for better weight distribution. Because of this the steering wheel needs to be extra long to meet him. The transmissions are six speed sequential rally boxes, shift lever is floor mounted. Most of what he does doesn’t need more than third gear, though he went through…

The sun was brighter. The grass was greener. Food tasted better.

I ate a Pizza Pocket yesterday and now I don’t know where I stand politically.

Baseball is definitely a family sport. For example, when my son pumped his fist after he solved a tough math problem, I yelled “no showboating!” and launched a frying pan at his head.

It’s fine. She was dressed in a way that was inviting this to happen.